Lawyers Behaving Badly
Join Jennifer and KP as they live, laugh, and watch the world burn. Two longtime lawyers, Jenn and KP talk about lawsuits in the news, current events, and of course, lawyers behaving badly. As professional mess enthusiasts, KP and Jenn love digging into messy situations that don’t involve them and probably are none of their business. Hit that subscribe button to listen to Lawyers Behaving Badly every week!
Episodes
60 episodes
The Metadata Marauder
This week, an enterprising lawyer makes a few questionable deals with his client, tries to steal a case out from under another lawyer, and learns about metadata. Also: Scammers!
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Season 1
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Episode 59
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1:26:55
Pauline! What Are You Doing Here?
This week: A Fifth Circuit Judge auditions as a Real Housewife at a recent convention of your favorite fascist phrenologists! Also: the most delightfully unhinged book we've read in 2024.
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Episode 58
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1:08:17
Elvis Has Left the Building
This week: Sordid stealing and a slippery, social-climbing CEO at start-up Slync. Also: (Extremely former) US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones and Jackson Walker are back in the news as unethical chickens come home to roost.
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Episode 57
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1:07:31
Women & Children to the Lifeboats!
We're back! Come for the extreme open records request action, stay for the confectionery smut. Smelling salts and fainting couch optional.
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Episode 56
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1:24:57
Menardi Gras
Happy last birthday, America! Today: tomfoolery and malarkey at Wisconsin-based home improvement company Menards.Also: KP is officially a Minnesotan!
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Episode 55
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1:08:43
Hot Toppie Tapas
We're back this week with: an eclipse recap, JJ's TikTok FYP, Gita Sankano's lawsuit against MLA Global, an Arizona Cardinals update, and Elon Musk and his lawyer Alex Spiro behaving badly in Musk's latest defamation case.
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Episode 54
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1:23:37
Southern District Sting Action
How many people can fit in the criminal conspiracy clown car before the wheels come off? This week's Larry Lawyer tests the limits of a little money laundering between all his closets friends and acquaintances. Also: Wendy's surge pricing, F1, ...
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Episode 53
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1:13:50
🚀Stonks & Diamond Hands🚀
What happens when you're casual about privilege and confidentiality, and your safeword is "material nonpublic information"? 🚀🚀🚀DIAMOND HANDS TO THE MOON BABY.🚀🚀🚀Also: Gina Carano's Mandalorian lawsuit.
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Episode 52
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1:06:14
Nepo Baby Short King
Dive into the dysfunction, drama, dirty deeds, racial discrimination, and misogyny (allegedly) pervasive through the Arizona Cardinals football team. Also: Eat dirt, Elon! Vis...
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Episode 51
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1:10:31
Peeping the Scandal at Troutman Peeper
And we're back! This week: Former associate Gita Sankano's lawsuit against Troutman Pepper Hamilton Sanders. Also, Ken Paxton hijinx!
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Episode 50
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1:13:29
A Day Late & A Dollar Short
Join us this week to discuss Alina Habba, one of Donald Trump's motley crew of donkey lawyers. Also, we ask the burning question: How do nudie pics end up on PACER?
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Episode 49
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1:03:11
The Pringles Perplexity
Today: DIVA DOWN! OpenAI, and the mystery of the Pringles Pooper. Plus, limited edition merch, linked below!
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Episode 48
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1:05:26
Gym, Tan, Launder
Today: The wild and unpredictable world of timeshare sales on the hopping Atlantic City casino scene. This week’s Larry is up for Worst In-House Counsel of the decade. Also! A chaotic and dramatic Tayvis weekend.
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Episode 47
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56:25
Pink Chairs & Baby Hands
Today's show: a judge who loves textin' and Facebook postin' (allegedly). Also, more on former Bankruptcy Judge David Jones. Plus, SBF got a guilty verdict.
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Episode 46
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1:03:06
Undercover (Judge) Lover
This week: What the hell is going on in the Southern District of Texas? Let's talk US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones, his clerk, and our pals at Jackson Walker.Also: 1989 (TV) and Tayvis.
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Episode 45
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56:45
Metal Scrappin' Our Hearts Out
Today: Law and the metal scrapping industry collide. Also, Caroline Ellison melted in the microwave and more on SBF's FTX trial.
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Episode 44
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1:13:43
Hot Toppie Interlude
Today! Billionaires and their parents getting smacked. Yeehaw!
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Episode 43
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54:35
Dirty Oil Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
This week: the seedy underbelly of deed and title work for Oklahoma oil and gas companies. We answer the burning question: Will you fail, or will you get rich as f*ck? Also: Will any billionaires who have NOT gifted lavish trips to...
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Episode 42
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1:15:34
Rona Spa
Welcome to the Rona Spa, where tiger stripes abound and masks are few and far between. Also, the thrilling conclusion of Kenny P's impeachment "trial".
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Episode 41
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1:24:41
Ticket Turmoil
What’s the difference between The Hang Zone and The Dumb Zone? This week we dive into non-compete litigation that’s shaking up the Dallas media market. Also! An alleged sex pest law prof and even more bad news for ol Kenny P. ...
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Episode 40
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1:17:03
Stainless Steel Scorcher
Littler Mendelson may have blocked KP on Twitter, but we’ll never block them from our hearts. This week we dive into the Outokumpu Stainless case and how a recalcitrant Littler partner got the firm crosswise with a federal judge and two clients...
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Episode 38
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1:30:16
Ernie’s Blank Settlement Check Bonanza
This week JJ and KP discuss Ernie Esquire and his scheme to defraud the NFL and hundreds of his clients. But Ernie's got a nemesis just waiting in the wings to kneecap him. Also: can you Overtake My Heart?
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Episode 38
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1:24:23
This Episode Takes the 5th
What is going on with the Federal Circuit, Judge Newman, and especially one of Judge Newman's law clerks? Also, Lizzo gets sued!
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Episode 37
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1:14:03
Such a Display of Solipsistic Callousness!
We're going back to our roots this week with Larry Lawyer, an estate liquidator, and a mysteriously absent client. Also, Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX are back!
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Episode 36
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1:05:30
Ken Paxton Pt. 3: Special Prosecutin’
We finalize our journey into the corruption-riddled Kenny P, discussing why his loyal henchmen / employees turned on him, ultimately leading to his impeachment. And: if they’re not impeding a federal criminal investigation for you, are they eve...
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Episode 35
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1:40:24